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[Commissioner]

Lets start with the 5 Hour Energy commercial ... the annoying nasally voice of a douche promoting praising an energy booster that has no sugar, 4 calories, and no gaurana and yet is something that is 80-85% caffeine. If coffee and those sugary snacks from the vending machine are so evil? Is pure caffeine more all a sudden more healthy now?! This King Henry VIII of douche bags needs to go away!

My comment to this guy: "You know what a bullet in the head at 2:30 feels like, right?"

Then there is this Ally Bank commercial.. where to begin with this.

Boy, do these commercials piss me off. Especially the one where the sleaze ball asks the first girl if she wanted a pony. Gives her a toy pony. Then asks the next girl.. the same and brings out a live pony. It's pretty clear that the prick's lines are scripted.. the kids are not.

I wish one of these kids that gets featured ends up kicking the turd square in the balls.

[jcisco loboe'77]

......now that would leave a MARK!!!!

[WestlakeTech]

I do hate the Bank commercials. They're pretty stupid.

I hate the 5 hour Energy ones a little bit more. Why? Because I've tried the stuff and it did nothing. I was at a midnight movie premier (HP6 oh yeah!) and I took some like halfway through the movie. No effect whatsoever.

But yeah, the guy in the commercials is a total moron who acts like he's doing us all a favor by giving us this shot. Should do himself one and quit these commercials.