Top 10 Craziest Mascots in Texas High School Football

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By Ashleigh Arnaud
July 22, 2016

 

10. Calhoun Fighting Sand Crabs.

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Photo by everystockphoto.com

This sand crab is just happy to be here.

 

9. Stephen F. Austin Maroons.

Photo by austinhighmaroons.org
Photo by austinhighmaroons.org

Still not really sure what it is, but he does look really fluffy and cute!

 

8. Kerrville Tivy Antlers
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Photo by forum.t411.ch

If they are just the set of antlers and not an animal with antlers wouldn’t that mean they were hunted down?

 

7. Knippa Rock Crushers
Photo by knippaisd.net
Photo by knippaisd.net

This just seems like a really angry guy going around smashing rocks. Weird for a mascot but at least it is intimidating a little.

 

6. Roscoe Plowboys

Photo by roscoehardtimes.blogspot.com
Photo by roscoehardtimes.blogspot.com

Yes they sound hard working, but intimidating? Not so much.  

 

5. Robstown Cotton Pickers

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Photo by hotalternatives.com

I bet they have a Rootin’ Tootin’ Cotton Pickin’ good time on Friday nights!

 

4. Amarillo Sandies

Photo by mywallpaper.top
Photo by mywallpaper.top

Apparently sand storms are hard to illustrate.

 

3. New Braunfels Unicorns

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Photo by nbisdphotos.smugmug.com

I bet saying “my son plays for a mythical creature” is awkward yet entertaining especially if the person you are talking to has no idea what you’re talking about.

 

2. Winters Blizzards

Photo by mysanantonio.com
Photo by mysanantonio.com

What is he surprised about?

 

1. Sidney Lanier Voks

Photo by fridaynightsightsandsounds.blogspot.com
Photo by fridaynightsightsandsounds.blogspot.com

This gets #1 because it was so crazy I had to Google it. They are a big blue gear for their vocational school.

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