10. Calhoun Fighting Sand Crabs.
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This sand crab is just happy to be here.
9. Stephen F. Austin Maroons.
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Still not really sure what it is, but he does look really fluffy and cute!
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If they are just the set of antlers and not an animal with antlers wouldn’t that mean they were hunted down?
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This just seems like a really angry guy going around smashing rocks. Weird for a mascot but at least it is intimidating a little.
6. Roscoe Plowboys
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Yes they sound hard working, but intimidating? Not so much.
5. Robstown Cotton Pickers
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I bet they have a Rootin’ Tootin’ Cotton Pickin’ good time on Friday nights!
4. Amarillo Sandies
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Apparently sand storms are hard to illustrate.
3. New Braunfels Unicorns
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I bet saying “my son plays for a mythical creature” is awkward yet entertaining especially if the person you are talking to has no idea what you’re talking about.
2. Winters Blizzards
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What is he surprised about?
1. Sidney Lanier Voks
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This gets #1 because it was so crazy I had to Google it. They are a big blue gear for their vocational school.